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You Look Nice Today
A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.
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California King: "What is HØL?"
Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we a...
Episode 51: Vintage Vape
Whether you like baseball, chicken dinners, multilevel marketing, or The Price is Right, we offer several varietals of bespoke juices you can enjoy wi...
Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1)
Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™.
No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.
In preparation for your first day on ca...
Episode 49: Make a Given Wish
As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiati...
Episode 48: Schrodinger's Conference Bag
Welcome to the global premiere of the International You Look Nice Today Conference & Expo™!
Get ready for an epic showcase of big-idea ideation...
Episode 47: Adam Ruins Everything
Listen. It’s actually very simple.
When you buy in to the You Look Nice Today “Inverted Triangle Program™” you enter a world of theoretically un...
Episode 46: Poolside
Also: what’s your theme song; Adam the lion; cloggin’ a drain; seeing yourself in a mirror; grits etc.; Burt Reynolds; peeing on Car 17; splashing is...
Episode 45: Morning Glory
TO: Paul Polman, CEO
Unilever PLC
London, United Kingdom
Dear Mr. Polman,
I hope you can help me.
You...
Episode 44: The Rules
Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership!
Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with option...
Episode 43: Gellies Local 416
Thieving Threesome Nabbed
(California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of over $4...
Episode 42: Druthers, CA
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Episode 41: The Stenciled Approach
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Summer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear!
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Episode 40: Lobster Farm
We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to them forever. Because we...
Episode 39: Razzledazzle
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Unpeeling the gunt, extending...
Episode 38: That's Babies
“Baby City”
Trad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt
Also: No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane...
Episode 37: The Magic Number
We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy; fortunate...
Episode 36: Bubbles
Bankruptcy Liquidation Auction
Beginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd.
Long Beach, CA
Feb 8, 2010
Registration...
Episode 35: The Sake Period
Subject: #1228743 “Mann”
Application Date: September 4, 1980
Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board....
Episode 34: In Congrefs
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Hop in our decommissioned Worl...
Episode 33: Breakin' In
While under the influence of y, we reveal that:
If y = “tequila,” solve for x.
Also: Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breaki...
Episode 32: The Good Part
You’re gonna love it—the guitar does this “Wheeee!” thing while the drums go all “Chukka chukka booda booda.” OK, here it comes. Shhhh!
No wait,...
Episode 31: Lonely Polisher
Seattle LIVE!: April 23, 2009
We teamed up with our pals Jordan, Jesse, Go! and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our Pacific Northwe...
Episode 30: Angry Captain
INT. DINGY POLICE CAPTAIN’S OFFICE IN THE 80’s - NIGHT
The chair behind the captain’s desk is empty. Two men sit, smoking, in folding chairs fac...
Episode 29: Vachina
Making college affordable, restful, and culturally relevant; the cupping comforts of secondary scholarship; Adam becomes a costumed mascot and buys a...
Episode 27: Christmas Is Near
Listen as we conduct our exclusive pro gift-giving super-session TED Talk master class webinar. Over $600 in essential GiftWisdom™ is yours for FREE....
Episode 26: Nickelpuss
1930’s wandering troubadour Trinket Pills (? - 1939) scored a brief hit on the Wichita charts with his plaintive Ballad of Joey Nickelpuss:
We’r...
Episode 25: Faire du camping
If “penultimate” meant “last,” this would be the penultimate episode of our VSOP series. Thanks again to John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, and the sturd...
Episode 24: Faux Tog
YLNT VSOP, Part II! The drugs* have kicked in, and we have reached cruising altitude. Stay tuned for the final, gripping conclusion to the VSOP series...
Episode 23: Selfish Express
It’s YLNT VSOP, Part I! We convened a special session in San Francisco, featuring guests John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton. Aided by Hodgman’s experti...
Episode 22: Who Voted?
Thousands* of you wrote to us asking for Election Day guidance. Sadly, we don’t have time to evaluate every candidate in every race. Instead, we commi...
Episode 21: Mr. Owl
FIRST:
Nose harmony, quarters, who’s Capote now?, “He plays you better than you play you,” layers of latex, latchkey ontologies, start shooting...
Episode 20: Transitions
You’ve just hopped on the #17 Express and must quickly decide where to sit. In the back of the bus, four teenagers have staked their claim to a dozen...
Episode 19: Man School
Now* accepting applications for the Class of 2016! Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: P...
Episode 18: Tang Tangs
The parenting of negligence, things you didn’t know about gas stations, ancient aphorisms, tethered to a key, you go in and stay there until you have...
Episode 17: Where Is the Ham?
Sandwich smiles into the mouthpiece, teenage telemarketing salad days, LonelyWear’s autumn line, the secret of our success (at Macy’s), ham symphony,...
Episode 16: The Tux Age
We’re back from summer break full of something and something. Expect weekly episodes until it’s time for fall break. Or early September break. Break!<...
Episode 15: Rampant on a Field
Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of Wheat Chex, stickin’ with the quadrupeds, Adam’s alm...
Episode 14: Aunt Nancy
Sit back, relax, mix yourself an Aunt Nancy but don’t cross the swords. We’re coloncasting over at bandaid1995.com. ¿Esto debería estar en el recipien...
Episode 13: Expressed as a Vest
Unhealthy ligatures, a course of Prednisone, “I’m not following you!”, obscure chess moves, smoking for the cure, misused orifices, we pass as nosies,...