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A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history. rudealchemy.substack.com
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75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!
The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation!
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74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)
Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse.
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74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage
Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game.
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73 The Beastiary, Episode 3
The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned.
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72 The Beastiary, Episode 2
Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates!
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71 The Beastiary, Episode 1
A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’<...
70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap)
We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature!
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69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4
The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale!
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68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3
A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death....
67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2
Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas.
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66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1
It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his wing.
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65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns
Tom leads a BRAND NEW GAME! Andrew utters sweet evil story nothings.
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64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7
Poe and Pa clash when the two opposing bands of spiritual warriors finally meet.
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63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’
We recall our embarrassing early correspondence and drop a new Mudd Rumpus track!
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62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6
Poe and pals prep for patricide. Meanwhile, Pa and pals ponder their pecking order.
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61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5
Poe goes to Hell and has a heartwarming reunion with the Prince of Darkness.
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60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever
Even by our standards, this is a rough one. ENJOY!
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59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore
Murder! Mistletoe! Moorings! A merry maritime magniloquence crammed lovingly down your minced piehole.
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58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!)
We’re back at it again! Listen as we merrily mangle another classic old-time radio ‘Sherlock!’
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57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special!
Deep from the hellish bowels of the Rude Alchemy archives comes the cosmically horrifying tale of a post-Revolutionary Jabez Flintwick and his ultimat...
56 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 2
“Buffoon” Chatter, “Buffoon” Lore, and buffoons playing a buffoonish game buffooningly.
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55 The Buffoon, Episode 3
Bouffant Day arrives and it’s time for the final joke, but, who will be the butt?
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54 Chatter and Lore: Buffoon Stories and Gibber-Jabber 1
Buffoonery, “Whoooooo Said That?!”, and Andy’s story “Frenches” your earholes!
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53 The Buffoon, Episode 2
Henri leads the ensemble in a Bouffant Day rehearsal that takes a sinister turn.
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52 The Buffoon, Episode 1
In Medieval France, a rogueish nobleman, Henri, is disgraced and banished by his brother, Le Duc. When he meets a gruesome band of fellow exiles in th...
51 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #3
Listen in horror as we mangle yet another classic Sherlock Holmes old-time radio script in this re-broadcast of our LIVE special from 4.25.17! (Also,...
50 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 6
Listen as we put each other to the question, submit to Tom’s sick “weird history” mind game, and drink deep of the ear poison secreted by Andrew’s pot...
49 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 8
SEASON FINALE: The fate of Yugoslavia hangs in the balance as the true contents of the mysterious crate are revealed!
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*Programming Update*
Just a quick check-in to tell you where we’ve been, where we’re headed, and to offer cheap, dirty promises.
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48 Chatter and Lore: Bruff Stories and Gibber-Jabber 5
Plug us into your earbones and listen as we talk Bruff, get weird, speak poems, and answer listener questions with our trademark grace and profundity....
47 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 7
Bruff and Fable tussle with Tangier and try to torture the truth out of the tight-lipped tall-man.
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46 Bruff Taxwynd: Sky Sailor, Episode 6
Fresh from the Atlantian disaster, Bruff learns he’s become an international scapegoat and must seek shelter from the guns of the FAA in the sky fortr...
*IMPROVED AUDIO* 45 Chatter and Lore: Poe Stories and Gibber-jabber 2
(This is a re-release to correct an audio oddity.) Join us as we ‘Poe’st-Mortem, play The Rudiverse Dating Game, listen to Andy’s Bonus ‘Poe’ Tale, an...
44 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 4
Poe comes face to face with his abductors, learns the truth about Gerald, and alters the fate of humanity.
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43 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 3
While reeling from Raif’s betrayal, Poe and Gerald journey off to find the mysterious Ectoplasmytes.
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42 Chatter and Lore: Poe Stories and Gibber-jabber 1
We chatter like school-children about Poe, play ‘Freestyle Writing,’ and listen dreamily as Andrew regales us with a Poe song!
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41 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 2
After unlocking Harold’s spectral voice, Poe learns some dangerous information.
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40 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 1
In America’s dustbowl, amateur inventor Poe Green looks for a way to communicate with the speech-less ghosts inhabiting his town.
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39 Chatter and Lore: Carver Stories and Gibber-jabber 4
We post-mortem “Carver” Chapter 2, play some ‘Who Said That?’, and listen to a bonus Carver story from Ryan! (Also, the next season’s title is announc...
38 Carver Cranebottom: Bone Detective, Episode 9
On a collision course with the demons of his mind, the demons of corruption, and… well… the freakin’ DEMON… Carver heads to London.
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