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The Periodic Table
Each week we gather a few hosts from the Element Opie network, and give them free rein to discuss whatever they want. From religion to politics to sports to pop-culture, and everywhere in between- nothing is off limits. We can't tell you what will happen around the Periodic Table, but we're pretty...
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Periodic Table #47 - Step Away from the Manatee!
Birthday strippers, dog depositions, manatee molestation and more!
Periodic Table #46 - If You Wanna Buy Some Goats, Hit Me Up
The goat theme recurs, a Chinese man with a very bizarre hobby, the truth about rural Ireland, and the ultimate Florida story.
Periodic Table #45 - That's What We Do Do
A maniacal GPS, a cleaning woman who shouldn't quit her day job, a frank discussion on compassion versus hate and more!
Periodic Table #44 - That's Smurfed Up
We're back from an unexpectedly long break and we bring you tidings of hardened animal-criminals, pooping Floridians Oompa Loompas and more!
Periodic Table #43 - It's Called Instant Regret
The guys collaborate on a short, but fun episode featuring Chuck E. Cheese riots, naked runners and more, before they take the rest of the year off to...
Periodic Table #42 - The Inspiration for Wile E Coyote
An overly-picky millionaire, wandering soccer hooligans, Jesus loves darts and more on this weeks Periodic Table.
Periodic Table #41 - The Quacking Dead
Possessed teens, marital non-bliss, the healing power of whiskey, and of course dumb criminals make appearances on this week's episode of the Periodic...
Periodic Table #40 - Brought to You By Botulism
Eccentric millionaires on the run, Twinkies for Thanksgiving, stubborn apartment-dwellers, drunken farmers and more this week on the Periodic Table!
Periodic Table #39 - Sounds Like a Benny Hill Episode
Jim Beason and Mrs. Opie step in this week to fill in for our regular co-hosts for an episode oddly heavy on bad drivers with some political stupidity...
Periodic Table #38 - Too Drunk to Spell Schmeckle
Over-zealous school administrators, cops with nothing better to do, the best performance bonus EVAR and more on this week's pan-global episode of The...
Periodic Table #37 - Mountains of Poop
Yet another naked Floridian, more beer stories than ever, a haunted car chase, "Dude, where's my car?" and a lot more this weed on the Periodic Table...
Periodic Table #36 - We Stew the Full Poo Brew
Clean criminals, free-falling poultry, Telsa, and Honey Boo Boo picks the president!
Periodic Table #35 - Don't Forget to Shake Your Funnel
Oddly shaped urinals, small-time bank robbers, the ultimate bad waitress, a TSA nightmare and more this week on the Periodic Table.
Periodic Table #34 - Ethel Merman Does Scooby Doo
Our line-up of stories this week includes not one, but two odd animal stow-away stories, an underwhelming superhero, the return of the Sofa King and s...
Periodic Table #33 - Obama Got Us Obamaphones!
As usual, Florida features nicely in our docket of stories this week, but it's truly a global show featuring a Japanese micro-potty, a New Zealand pro...
Periodic Table #32 - Floating Mists of Beef Fat
The guys cover the expected slate of weird news stories, but managed to have a couple of serious discussions as well. Don't worry, we promise not to...
Periodic Table #31 - We Called it Flugelhorn
This may be our most Florida-heavy episode yet, with a healthy dose of poop and genitals throughout. Seriously folks, we don't make this stuff up!
Periodic Table #30 - Boy Fat is Not a Big Tipper
This week the guys have a laugh over healthy candy bars, try to define art, try to understand the mind of a chicken murderer and more.
Periodic Table #29 - 12-pack and 2 Monkeys
This week, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler and Shawn Kibel discuss "zero tolerance" policies, crazy nymphos, and of course at least one crazy Floridian...
Periodic Table #27 - The Romney Roll
This week, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler and Jim Beason end the Periodic Table hiatus with a show full of weird stuff- some funny, some tragic, but a...
Periodic Table #26 - A Brisk Waddle
This week, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler cover the Miami Zombie, a Piggly Wiggly pig, abolishing the UN, handcuffing students and of course, a Mullet...
Periodic Table #25 - She's a Microcougar
This week, Mark Cockrell, Aaron Butler and Shawn Kibel have perhaps more fun than they should covering topics like gay superheroes, domestic violence,...
Periodic Table #24 - She Probably Makes a Good Breakfast
This week, Mark Cockrell, Steve Cherubino and Corey Knapp come together to find that dumb criminals exist all over the world, unicycle riding is bette...
Periodic Table #23 - It's Hard to Catch a Rooster!
This week, Mark Cockrell, and Aaron Butler enjoy a bevy of funny, thought-provoking, inspiring, enraging and just plain weird news stories from the la...
Periodic Table #22 - How Do You Spell Douche?
This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley, Corey Knapp and Gordon Lee discuss a series of news stories from around the globe featuring a ren...
Periodic Table #21 - It's Not Our Gay Porn
This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Chuck Jolley and Corey Knapp cover another Florida-heavy spate of news stories which should prove instructive t...
Periodic Table #20 - Those Bags Are Pretty Small
This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Corey Knapp weave through news stories about a courtroom marriage proposal, a drug-dealer's hu...
Periodic Table #19 - Next Year He'll Do Ironman Two
This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about NBC's bungling go the Trayvon Martin 911 tapes, a seria...
Periodic Table #18 - Fart-Free Beef
This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Jim Beason and Chuck Jolley come together to talk about cancerous lizards, fartless cows, giant sausages, and o...
Periodic Table #17 - I'm So Mad I Could Choke a Goat!
This week, Mark Cockrell, Aaron Butler, Kristy Vincent and special guest Jim Beason cover a rage of topics from the sublime to the absurd- and have a...
Periodic Table #16 - It's the Perfect Place to Start a Cult!
This week, Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel and Aaron Butler are joined by "Professor" James Messer for an oddly Florida-centric discussion covering Amish d...
Periodic Table #15 - Can I Borrow Your Pitbull?
In a more docile than usual episode, Mark Cockrell and Aaron Butler have a dialog covering medical ethics, dancing robots, running from zombies, and o...
Periodic Table #14 - It's Sofa King Low!
Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie...
Periodic Table #14 - It's Sofa King Low!
Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves engage in another wide-ranging discussion about everything from Holocaust deniers, to zombie...
Periodic Table #13 - What I Just Did Was Reward Stupidity
Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and John Mukulski have a more serious than normal discussion this week, ranging from unions to the Mormon church...
Periodic Table #12 - You Have Cancer, She Has Crow's Feet
Mark Cockrell, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss whether porn can be copyrighted, the corruption of the American pharmaceutical industry,...
Periodic Table #11 - Madonna's Red Apple Sale
Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Aaron Butler and Chris Neves discuss the Superbowl, Demi Moore, Facebook's impending IPO, attempted murder and more this w...
Periodic Table #10 - I Was Doing Research for the Show!
Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, and Seth Anderson take a look and some of this weeks weirdest and funniest news stories, and of course, get a q...
Periodic Table #9 - But I'm Certainly an Enthusiast
Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, John Mikulski, and Aaron Butler get together this week to talk about SERIOUS fast-food cravings, SOPA, knowing when to aba...
I'm Ashamed to be On This Show
Mark Cockrell, Shawn Kibel, Eric Fay, Aaron Butler and Seth Anderson cover all the bases in this week's show: Politics? Check. Racism? Check. Drug...