Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley
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Unhireable by Keren Margolis & Tommy O'Malley
Comic Keren Margolis and homosexual Tommy O'Malley are both power tops who co-host Unhireable, the biological child of the podcast Race Wars. Every week, Keren and Tommy talk to fellow smart attention seekers about the culture. You're welcome.
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#79 THE WORST w/ (redacted) & (redacted)
Beloved friends of the show, musical theater influencers (redacted) and (redacted), join us for 8 minutes of almost-conversation before getting trigge...
#78 CANCELLED w/ @pels.pies
Is America’s batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever after that dumb racist tweet? Is cancelling a human being a great idea or really fucking evil? Can R...
#77 REPARATIONS w/ Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport
Wtf happened on last week’s Race Wars?? Is Milo an ANYHOLE™ or a NEVERHOLE™? Was he right about reparations? Is Trump gonna be a reparations president...
#76 APOCALPYSE w/ Raanan Hershberg & Dani Zoldan
Tommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner of Stand Up NY and Raanan Hershberg, comic) and throws everyone into an Israel hole, blames them, and...
#75 WOLF w/ Keren & Tommy
ANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of our nation’s most annoying audience into the best part of her set and for that we offer up all of ou...
#74 DEFAULT YES w/ Keren & Tommy
Are our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we all a bunch of default no’s? Will we ever get the Puritan stick out our asses? How come Kanye’s cance...
#73 UNCLE GEORGEOUS w/ Marie Faustin And Sydnee Washington
Friend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez gives us #arsongoals!! Plus, is #Beyoncé Queen Bey, or is she a capitalist (we refuse to say the C w...
#72 JONBENÉT MITZVAH w/ David Goldberg
Time Out NY’s David Goldberg once ranked us 11th out of 13 best pods, but that’s because he misspelled 1! Can the New York market only sustain so many...
#71 GOING FULL HOGG w/ “Doug”
What silent billionaire money created the Parkland Spice Kids? And how are we co-creating them?? Listener and stable genius social policy researcher D...
#70 RISE OF THE ASSHOLE w/ Keren And Tommy
School shootings are creating uncomfortable kid celebrities: agree or secretly agree?? Pls @ us. Research suggests that New Yorkers are lil Machiavell...
#69 BEN RAPELISBERGER w/ Eli Sairs
Heterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Champ grew up under football supremacy, which is a kind of violence. Something’s different about Keren,...
#68 IT WAS MEANT TO (PLAN) B w/ Chrissie Mayr
Pantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr’s best abortion years are behind her! Some things are just meant to (Plan) B. Public fisting inspired Chris...
#67 THERE’S NO “WE” IN ABORTION w/ Chandler
Dear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST abortion last week, accompanied by Keren. Keren is a hero and brave! SPOILER: everyone agrees that life...
#66 FRIENDS OF THE SHOW w/ Michael Zakaim
Listener Michael Zakaim joins us at Tommy’s home for a beautiful ep and now Tommy has to move. Tommy TIME’S UPs Top Chef season 1 winner Harold Dieter...
#65 OLYMPIC TEA w/ Amini Fonua
Amini is a FULL HALF TONGAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE y’all!!! DID YOU KNOW that Olympians are stressed out nerds who are NOT fucking??? In other news, Rose McG...
#64 RACE WAR w/ Von Decarlo, Jadon Woodard & Flip Bundlez
It’s all sperm jokes and contact high until Tommy kicks off a race war by screaming Trump at people. Are white people full of shit and excuses? Are bl...
#63 POCKETS w/ Pockets Graham
We watch the ICONIC State of the Union on mute, which is the only correct way to watch it. Pockets has had a #metoo life of crack and murder and curr...
#62 CONTRARIANARCHIST w/ Michael Malice
Michael is an anarchist, which means he doesn’t believe in telling people what an anarchist is. Tommy bravely explains why his working legs refused to...
#61 DROP DEAD GORGEOUS w/ Keren and Tommy
Remember the cruel, unwinnable 90s?? Remember when all clothes had 4 corners? Remember when Tori Spelling was so hot it upset people? Us neither!!!! W...
#60 ME TOO SUPERSTARS w/ Keren and Tommy
Oprah wins Queen Bitch and Hillary is defeated!! Meanwhile, everyone’s getting #metoo’d by #metoo, Tommy has crabs, and we rank the ME TOO SUPERSTARS...
#59 WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE w/ Chris Scopo & Chen the Hat Man
Trump’s FAKE NEWS AWARDS are making everyone’s year and it’s only January 2!!!! We nominate us, and the lying failing media who fails!! It’s an honor....
#58 FILTHY PIG BOTTOM
HAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!!! Come kick it and blaze a fatty with us while we retrospazz over a year of FIRE ASS CONTENT and help our beloved producer Shel...
#57 RAPID FIRED w/ Andrew Manning
Andrew Indian gave a double-ended dildo to his friend’s mom and accidentally #metoo ‘d someone with it (it’s not or is what you think); Tommy’s cousin...
#56 BLOWJOB GILLIBRAND w/ Keren & Tommy
Marry/fuck/kill: Roy Moore, Roy Moore’s wife, and Roy Moore’s Jew lawyer; #metoo is ASLEEP on the Afflecks; Anderson Cooper is a cunt; Keren discovers...
#55 #METOO w/ Keren And Tommy
Tommy describes his #metoo and says everybody fucking relax; vape™ (vague rape) is when you don’t say rape but everyone knows what you mean; who (livi...
#54 CUMCAST w/ Nick Mullen
Happy Thanksgiving! WE’RE BACK!!! Nick is balls deep in crypto; everyone knows that Hollywood is a boy-fucking AIDS opera; Charlie Sheen is so horribl...
#53 FIRST LADY OF VICE w/ Keren & Tommy
Keren and Tommy spill mad tea on last week’s TBS live show for NY Comedy Fest, including ALLEGEDLY weed cookies allegedly, the alleged packed house, a...
#52 UNHIREABLE x NY COMEDY FEST w/ Krystyna Hutchinson & Mehran Khaghani
Unhireable goes LIVE for the Fest!! Louis C.K. is a dongle diddler, but is he really a Weinstein? Tommy gets his property stolen LIVE, and Mehran prov...
#51 HAPPY ANNIHALLOTERRORISM!! w/ Keren & Tommy
Today is ALMOST our anniversary AND it’s Halloween AND that psycho just murdered joggers on the West Side Highway, because no good exercise goes unpun...
#50 SOLOSODE w/ Tommy and Keren
Everything feels like a dream and not real. Just us?? Trump is the first post-9/11 president; his son is an unrisen yeast monster; Keren learns about...
#49 THE VEGAN BROWNIE OF MOLLY w/ Joel Kim Booster
Don't die of shock, but Joel and Tommy got into a gay twitter beef; Joel says the live-action Beauty and the Beast was better than the animation bc PL...
#48 RISK! w/ Kevin Allison
Kevin hosts RISK!, a storytelling show based on Keren and Tommy's obnoxious personalities; Kevin spills a never-before-told and creepy af story about...
#47 BEIGE DR. PHIL w/ Dante Nero
Everyone on the show has fucked between 6 and 2000 people; Donald Trump’s problem is he’s not a benevolent king; tiki torchers are mediocre entitled b...
#46 FREE SPEECH w/ Tyler Coates
Tyler says a swastika maybe shouldn't be protected speech, and neither should the Game of Thrones guys' new show about black slavery still being a thi...
#45 JOINT TURDUCKEN w/ Chrissie Mayr and Cookiepuss
Cookiepuss moved mad weed at NYU, a marriage pedigree school that Keren and Cookie are the losers of; everyone but Chrissie is a felon; Sean Spicer ha...
#44 USAMA BIN LAUGHIN w/ Usama Siddiquee
Usama is an obvious 9/11 baby; Tommy and Usamy have crazy chemistry; Usama testifies to Keren's horrific onstage shit-eating; everyone agrees that Kid...
#43 DIVAS w/ Les Fabian Brathwaite
Keren gets (trigger warning) brutally outfagged; Lester got sashayed and chasséed TWICE by RU PAUL!!! This is a big fucking deal. Tommy points the fin...
#42 BONUS JONUS w/ Lacretta
This week we bring you bonus FIRST bc the world is backwards and upside down (tbh the original ep we recorded was too musical theater faggy so that's...
#41 UR POLITICS R ANNOYING w/ Sarah York
Trigger warning: blah politics blah annoying blah white people. Former asexual Sarah dykes up the pod, Tommy whitesplains why white people are afraid...
#40 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERROD w Keren & Tommy
It's Sherrod's birthday!! To celebrate, his white children podcast without him! We love you, black dad!! Today is also Kurt and Tommy's two year anniv...