88. Final Episode: I don't know how to 33

The final episode of the podcast :((( Merika and Miles reflect on 3 years of the pod and what they did (and didn't) learn. Bye y'all!

87. Minisode: I don't know how to have the perfect bowel movement

If you are like Miles and you hate hearing about poop, skip to 6:07. Otherwise, get ready for a take-no-prisoners episode about bowel movements, smart...

86. I don't know how to get off my phone

Phones have taken over our lives and this week we are spilling the T...mobile! How much screen time is too much? Is a phone an indulgence or pure evil...

85. I don't know how to read comics

This week we talk slutty X-Men, learning to read by reading Archie, and all that manga at Borders (RIP).

84. Minisode: I don't know what CBD is

We answer all your oozing questions in a minisode that covers meditation, drug mules, and Big Bang (the theory AND the Kpop boyband).

83. I don't know when to say no

This week we discuss saying yes to too much work, taking one for the team (sexually!), and saying no to gay peer pressure.

82. Minisode: I don't know how to go back to school

This week we actually have good advice?? We talk changing careers, taking drugs because your job is too hard, and what life is like at age 90. Spooky!

81. I don't know how to sing

Mic check! This week we talk all things singing: from karaoke to belting in your Honda Civic. Plus, Merika reveals a secret she's been keeping from Mi...

80. Minisode: I don't know how to take good dating profile pics

Merika is almost too horny to answer your questions this week! We sit down (because standing sucks!) to talk mirror selfies, werking from home, and bo...

79. I don't know how to achieve my goals

Goal guru and Miles' boyfriend (!) Andy joins us to set goals and spill tea. 2021, here we come!

78. Minisode: I don't know how to say I love you when I don't mean it

Just in time for New Years, Merika and Miles talk Zoom weddings, Taylor Swift's prolific year, and getting in the moOoOod.

77. I don't know how to holiday in a pandemic

Ho ho ho! In this episode, Miles steals his mom's Christmas ornaments, and Merika rips her roommate's wish list to shreds.

76. Minisode: I don't know how to be excited enough

Another light flow episode! We talk sexy student teachers, finding happiness every day, and Obama's baby obsession.

75. I don't know how to be straight

Merika returns for an episode about straightness, but also gayness, breast implants, centaurs, and hunter gatherers. Y'all ready for this?

74. Minisode: I don't know how to hug dudes

Miles goes solo this week! Listen to him talk under a sheet by himself about Only Fans, Planet Fitness, and working from homo.

73. I don't know how to be cute

Our minisode become a maxi this week as we won't shut up about Taylor Swift, Planet Fitness, and Triscuits on a nipple.

72. Minisode: I don't know how to date in a pandemic

We kind of answer listener questions but also talk Hayden Panettiere, micropenises, and sliding into DM's.

71. I don't know how to be honest

We're back from a short quarantine to talk honesty, but also the Real Housewives, Julia Child, and rimming! Is Merika Miles's hottest friend??

A Lil Update

Not a real episode! We don't have anything recorded right now, but we didn't want to leave y'all hanging either.

70. I don't know how to do drugs

The D.A.R.E. program lied to us!

69. Minisode: I don't know Cotton Eye Joe and I don't want to

Merika and I answer (?) one listener's questions. Pandemic parties! LGBT terminology! Eurodance!

68. I don't know astrology pt. 2

Part two of our astrology episode with special guest Kailey. This time it's Merika's turn and like, we're shook.

67. I don't know astrology pt. 1

Our first two parter! Special guest Kailey reads our birth charts. We also talk about Whitney Houston’s poop!

66. Minisode: I don't know where the straight men are

Special guest Ari is back to help us “answer” your questions. I put answer in quotes because Merika suggests you can ward off negativity by putting cr...

65. I don't know how to live with other people

Special guest Ari joins us to talk roommates, black market pre-workout, and stealing toilet paper dispensers.

64. Minisode: I don't know how much chest hair is too much

We answer your flaming questions! Also Merika hates swamp ass and Miles finally discusses his balls.

63. Minisode: I don't know how to get my period at the car dealership

We struggle to answer 3 listener questions. Plus, Merika has a Covid scare and Miles wishes he'd stolen more pens in his life.

62. I don't know how to be a woman

We talk womanhood with special guest Slade. Boobs! Periods! Dresses! Makeup!

61. Minisode: I don't know how to ask for nudes

We answer your questions! Kind of! Also Merika thirsts for daddies and Miles #hates #hasthtags

60. I don't know how to journal

We break out our diaries to discuss our sexy pasts. Plus, Miles discusses the juicy men of IKEA, and Merika doesn't wear a bra!

59. Minisode: I don't know how to help you

Our first minisode where we answer your throbbing questions! Plus Merika talks anal sex Miles does not care about Chris Pine.

58. I don't know how to be fancy

57. I don't know how to summer during a pandemic

Merika plans to become a single mom and Miles is jealous of his elderly neighbor's suntan.

56. I don't know how to fight systemic racism

Is watching diverse TV shows not enough???

55. I don't know how to revive this podcast

We're back baby!

54. I don't know how to say goodbye

53: I don't know how to be creative

Our first expert ever (!) Megan talks finding your creativity, influencing coworkers, and why open office plans suck!

52. I don't know how to plan ahead

Cargo shorts are destroying America!

51: I don't know how to be normal

Special guest Quentin joins us to talk awkwardness, falling asleep to Civil War docs, and old ass security guards.

50: I don't know how to let go

Miles' twin brother joins us for our 50th episode!!!