The News Where They Are with Jack and Dan
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The News Where They Are with Jack and Dan
Jack, in Los Angeles, and Dan, in Cardiff, bring the world some of the weirder, funnier, sillier, sexier, old woman, animal, etc. news that you may not have heard about thanks to all of the other misery taking up everyone’s time. This is that podcast. You're welcome.
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Coronavirus has brought us back for a live episode
Hello slimes! We're back off our break and staying indoors, like we always have. With no more Brexit, it's Coronavirus taking up everyone's time, prob...
Naked New Hampshire blizzard strop, kinky toe advice and a snowball sale
Where news comes to die. This week in the US, BDE (Big Dad Energy) hits hard in New Hampshire, and over in the UK, someone's trying to sell a snowball...
Disney brawl, Britain’s naughtiest dog and a gravy rage
Ahoy newsers! This week: Minnie has a Disney bust up in Vegas, we've found Britain's Naughtiest Dog (that hasn't mauled anyone) and a fight has broken...
Man with gravestone back from the dead, Frozen doll also back from the dead, and a man eating fish almost dead.
The dead speak! Except one is a man from Scotland, and the other is Elsa from Disney's Frozen but as a doll. Jack has all the latest undead rumors in...
Wyoming's persistent park pooper, wheelie bin rage and a trapped woman in a box
Hi, how ya doin', we're BACK and we're ready for it all over again! 2020 is here and goodness do we have some nonsense stories for you. This week in t...
A snorting Santa, a mince pie problem and massive festive penis
Ho, ho, ho! It's our Christmas Special! What better way to get in the festive spirit than with stories from across the world. In the US, there's a cok...
Britain’s most married man, turkey gangs and a big cheese wrestler
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This week, in the US, Jack reads up on some turkey's who've taken over New...
A Yodel piddle, a missing Bigfoot and some stolen sex toys.
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This week, in the US, Jack finds some interesting news about a missing Big...
Cardboard Cliff Richard, a bloody basement and a bum in a face
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This week, in the US, Jack tackles a blood filled basement and a drunken S...
Lucy Pinder and Beth Granville star in Diarrhea Street, highway porn and a surprise Bin Laden
Lucy Pinder and Beth Granville are guests this week and give us their news! In the US, Jack tackles highway porn billboards and naked milk. In the UK,...
Bake and kidney transplant, a sleepwalking swallower and a stranger hugging a radiator
The news podcast that finds the sillier, weirder and sexier stories from around the world. This week over in the US, Jack finds a woman who swallowed...
Bonus: Less good headlines than usual - #3
Here we are again bonus slimes. We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has...
Texas deep fried mouse, a sad ASDA dad, and an unbelievable time capsule surprise
Covering the news that no one needs to know about.
This week, a mouse killed itself in a 'Whataburger', a dad was angry in an ASDA in Folkeston...
Bonus: Less good headlines than usual - #2
You're in even more luck! We wiped our news covered shoe in the grass that is the world to provide the rubbish bits of the show that no one has asked...
An Oregon poo trap, a famous pork chop, and a topless ban in Tesco
Lots to get through this week in stupid news, you slimes! We've got a woman trapped in a septic tank in Oregon, a starstruck fan has met his hero in a...
Bonus: Less good headlines than usual - #1
Lucky you. We've scraped together the bits of the show we usually throw in the trash can to make an all new bonus bit of nonsense. These are the headl...
Chip fury, a television head and a thirsty naked burglar
Newsers, we're back! Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has some news about a phantom tellyhead delivering...
The Least Worst Of: Volume II
Not another one! We've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a handy compendium. A compendium of news. This is Volume II...
The Least Worst Of: Volume I
So it has finally come to this: a clip show. We're off for two weeks so we've put together some of our best stories from the last six months into a ha...
Rodent orgy mural, Alabama meth alligators and some worrying chalk
Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has word that dangerous meth alligators could be imminent. Meanwhile, in...
A farty betrayal, sardine fury and a swinger in the hospital
Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a fart based arrest. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan explores a...
Miss Cameltoe, a claw machine junkie, a meth-fueled attack squirrel and Tom Price
Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a meth-fueled squirrel called Deeznutz. Meanwhile, Dan,...
A mystery man, a street sign thief and some seagulls have taken hostages
Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on anal alien abductions and Katie's crotch. Meanwhile, Dan...
Fly-tipped sex toys, a prison puzzle and the first rule of Finch Club
Ahoy-hoy newsers. Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got stories with prison and finches. Dan, in Wales...
A burning turtle, a red arse, and a pensioner’s moral maze!
Ahoy newsers! This week, we learn about a burning turtle, a burning bum and a zombie snake! Give us a review, please!
Live Episode: Massive bell-ringers, rubbish cake and a nine day erection
Ahoy newsers! This week we are LIVE (ish) due to a technical error and we've set ourselves a timer and a mission to get through all the stories. Dan h...
Mad racoon dogs, mystery cleaners and the Hubris Grand Champion 2019
Mopping up the toxic waste news from the US, UK and the rest of this turgid rock we call ‘Earth’. This week, Dan has news of a lottery win-ish and Jac...
Bread gone a bit wrong, a prom gone quite wrong and a Greggs gone very wrong
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, some bread has gone a bit wrong, a prom has gone a bit wro...
Airborne iguana, a fishy engagement and the 'Chicken Nugget Monster'
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, someone's thrown an iguana at a waitress, there's somethin...
Pigeon kebabs, a loose pig and some grandparents get flushed
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, Hull has a pigeon kebab problem, there's a pig loose in Il...
Poo pizza, Britain's fattest dog and sex noises in a Travelodge
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, someone might have spiked a pizza with dire results, Dan h...
Special Report: The Mississippi Mashed Potato Bandit
In a bonus episode of nonsense, Jack and Dan take a deeper dive into the mystery surrounding the mashed potato bandit, terrorizing the neighborhood of...
Fireplace mishap, nasal urine douche and a Mississippi mashed potato bandit
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, there's a mashed potato fiend on the loose in Mississippi,...
Connecticut baseball pitch fire, Oregon Roomba theft and a petrol station sex toy
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, a man at a petrol station has found a sex toy, the townspe...
Underpants chainsaw, Game of Thrones goose and a London Underground fingering
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, we're looking for a man who put a chainsaw down his pants,...
Sympathetic vomiting, salamander attack and a Minnesota lap-pig
Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, there's a sympathetic vomiting outbreak, a man in Minnesot...
Naked mannequins, a criminal grandmother and woman with no chair
Covering the weird news that you didn't know you needed from around the world. This week, a man has fought back against the council with an army of 'n...
Goat becomes mayor and woman sells left over take-away
Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, a goat has become mayor in the US and Dan has news of a woman found selling her half eat...
Gorilla-suit man, DCI Thrush and drunken gran news
Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, a 50 year-old grandmother is thrown off a flight for drinking too much Prosecco, there's...
Swansea balloon dog and a scooter granny in Georgia
Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, Dan has information on a missing dog with a balloon and Jack has found a grandma who fou...